so there has been this disease that is tag going around DA, and in my sleep =FloydianJoe sodomized me and i contracted it. There is a cure however. You have to share like 20 things about yourself.
1. Everyone loves me
2. even though i am an idiot
3. i think joe is a punk for tagging me
4. i hate this chain letter crap
5. why am i still doing this?
6. i think myspace sucks
7. but i must ADD MORE FRIENDS
8. my car is cooler than yours
9. because not every other person on the road has one
10. hell you could go your entire life and not meet a person who drives a SAAB
11. but not anymore because you know me
12. i like to play battlefield 1942 with =GrrlintheCorner
13. i work at PF Changs
14. i love my job
15. dont be a prick and degrade my awesome job
16. i hate chain letters
17. why did i put effort into doing this
18. my best friend's last name is chang, but he has bright red hair
19. i love #whores
20. i love joe boston
I HATE JOE BOSTON
Devious Comments
ZOMFG, LOLZ!
Shhh, I'm a gamer on the d/l.
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You're so far behind, you think you're in first.
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Banned deviants are always informed of the reason for their ban (their own user page depicts the reason and displays it for them when they login and visit it) and the length of time for which they are banned, and many will be given a second chance if they
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When I die 1,000 birds will fly out of my mouth.
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I call my penis Richard, it's long for Dick.
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I call my penis Richard, it's long for Dick.
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I call my penis Richard, it's long for Dick.
I guess I can try and do it sometime this weekend when I'm not working. Or maybe at work if it's slow (yeah right).
I just finished a 9 hour shift.
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You're so far behind, you think you're in first.
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Banned deviants are always informed of the reason for their ban (their own user page depicts the reason and displays it for them when they login and visit it) and the length of time for which they are banned, and many will be given a second chance if they
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it's ironic considerate rarity patron of love higher knowledge engulfs me...
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